I have been inspired by some changed Christmas carols. They are funny and appropriate. I found these carols in Reader's Digest, and they are by Leonore Skenazy. Here are 2 of them.
Deck the Malls, to the tune of Deck the Halls.
Deck the malls with stuff from China,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Hats and Bratz and Dad's reclina,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now U.S. apparel,
Fa la la, deficit, blah blah blah!
Shrug, "Oh, well," and watch Will Ferrell,
Fa la la la la, and la di-da!
Grand Theft Reindeer, to the tune of God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
God bless you, Uncle Benjamin.
That's what Mum said to say.
She said to write a thank-you note
For giving me that clay.
It's really great, but next time if
You're wond'ring what I play,
O games where I blow bad guys away,
Hope that's OK.
O big-boy games where I blow guys away.
Hey, thank you, Grandma Washington,
I sure do like those socks!
They're better than your cookies,
Which Dad says taste like rocks.
I know I am your precious pet,
So why not sell your stocks
And buy me games for my Xbox, (also the box)?
Why not buy me games and an Xbox?
Dear Santa Claus, I love you so,
You made my Christmas Day.
I put my bike on eBay
And auctioned it away.
I got that Grand Theft Auto game,
The one set in L.A.,
But my parents refuse to let me play, took it away.
So I made you this cute reindeer out of clay.
Ha ha ha! So now you can laugh and sing your heads off, because they are so hilarious that you
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